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Stupid quotes =D Funny as hell? - trucker quotes

These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.

"The effects are fleeting and lingering ..." - Belongs to a corridor

"In Managua, people gathered in the streets are deserted." - The CBS reporter during the solar eclipse

"A trucker called to thank all the courteous drivers Seattle has been found. - Radio host takes full responsibility

"He threw 110 seats in six innings, and it's a mouthful! - CBS baseball announcer

"An agreement is no agreement until the parties have reached an agreement." - Irish radio RTE policy

"It is the largest commitment by Israel in the whole equation of hostages." - BBC World Service.

"We have two very credible witnesses in this regard." - Senator Biden during the Thomas hearings from Bob Ericson (Marlboro, MA, USA)

"He will stay until he is back on its feet." - Vermont Public Radio commentator on Jimmy Swaggart endSex Scandal

So the other day, Sadi: "I have a horse since I have'nt installed the last time aboard a horse."
And also discovered that ducks can fly ... lmao